A baseball field is the home of these professional athletes for 162 nights of the spring, summer, and fall. Sometimes these overpaid gunslingers get a bit rambunctious. Manager Pete tries his best to thwart the disrespectful efforts of these 'ungrateful kids' before they act out. However there isnt much he can do about one wild card. Yes, that wild card is Ray Flippin Lankford. It doesn't help that Ray will do ANYTHING he is dared to by his teammates. Just the others day...
Hey Ron, nice haircut.
Thanks... I think.
Yeah, the curls compliment your pale albino-like skin a your lack of eyebrows...
........... Anyways Ray, me and the guys were thinkin, it would be sooooo rad if you could do a back flip during an at bat today.
I dunno Ron last time you told me to do something rad coach got really REALLY mad.
no way, he wasn't mad. he was just having a bad day.
no I specifically remember him telling me that he was really REALLY m....
we DARE you to do a back flip Ray.
OH MAN, HE DID IT! RAY DID THE FLIP.
MAN, YOU SUCK GREG! YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLE TAIL!
OH SHOOT!! He's mad again. I'M OUTTA HERE.
ARRRRGHHH!!! RAY!! What am I gonna do with that kid. I swear he is driving me to my own prison without bars. Eck! ECK!! when Ray gets back, its on you to figure out whats wrong with him because I swear the boy ain't right.
oh Ray. You've done it again.
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